I had a bit of a techno-nightmare last night. After spending several hours writing the previous post, I hit "Publish". Then, with an idea in my head, I set about starting another post - who knows whether it will materialise now. The previous post had been open in more than one tab in Firefox, in draft form. I closed the one in which I'd completed it and switched to the other tab, which was presumably no longer necessary. I cut the text from the input box leaving it apparently a pristine input page and started putting down some ideas. It was time for bed by this time, so with a few notes written, I hit save and returned to the front page to admire my work. The post that I'd seen only minutes previously had gone, replaced by my new notes. I was fairly pleased with my post and it had taken several hours over three days to write, it couldn't be repeated.
Frantically, I searched for some kind of archive on Blogger but found that my post had been erased from history. Not quite panicking yet, I thought "Google caches everything". There's no getting away from it, when you put something online it's there forever. My post had only been online for a couple of minutes though, so this would test that hypothesis.
I could remember the title and certain snippets of the text so I googled on or other of them. I must admit, I felt pretty pleased with myself when Google graciously threw up a hit. Great. Follow the link and I'll get a nice copy of the page from which to rebuild the original.
"The page you requested no longer exists"
"Shit!"
But it existed somewhere even though Google didn't seem to be offering me the option of a cached version. So I copied and pasted the end of the excerpt presented by the search engine into the search pane to see what I'd get. I got slightly more of the same sentence. I was encouraged. It must all be out there, but it was going to take time.
Slowly, bit by bit, I added different search terms and keywords, and bolted sentences and paragraphs together like a jigsaw puzzle. By running directly from one sentence to the next, within quotes, I could be sure that I'd got the order right and eventually I had what I think is the whole original text, possibly with one sentence missing. I'm sorry, you'll have to put up with that.
All in, it took me about two and a half hours to recover the 800 word document. Frustrating since it must all be out there somewhere in one piece, but my priority was to get it back quickly in case it could somehow disappear entirely, not to investigate further ways of working the web.
So, I worked for that post and didn't get to bed until 2.30am. But I exercised my problem solving brain to get it back which I have to admit I quite enjoyed. So read it, and hopefully appreciate it.
I am an ex-expat recently returned to the UK after ten years away. This is a story of reverse culture shock, gradual reintegration into western society and the loss of what had become a part of me.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
My journey, diverted.
Spring
is well and truly here and it is good. It is my first real spring in
10 years. Nothing
compares to an English spring,
certainly nothing in the tropics where temperature variations are
less extreme and the trees hold their leaves
year round. The
sight of bright green
leaves fresh from their buds, unsullied by life's travails never
fails to inspire
me, as
does ancient woodland carpeted
with bluebells
for a few short weeks in April and May. Visiting as I did in the
summers, I had not seen daffodils or bluebells
in ten years.
Spring
is not the only thing that is here. Rosey is here now too. For the
first three weeks she was here, the weather was consistently warm and
sunny - with
the occasional fog to be
burnt off in the morning. So England chose to give her an unrealistic
first impression.
This has been put right since, at least as far as temperature is
concerned, but there have still been few April showers. I hope the
weather holds out and gives us a glorious summer,
whatever the effect on the lawns and gardens of England.
I
cycled
home from Shoreham
today, taking the Old Shoreham
Road around the back of Portslade
and Hove to where Dyke Road intersects the bypass.
There, I had the choice of whether to go down Mill
Road and come straight home up the A23,
or to take a longer route via Saddlescombe and Poynings. It's
an area
that has significant meaning for me, having spent a lot of my
formative years building camps in the woods, drinking illicit beers
and lighting fires on which we exploded full cans of WD40
(highly flammable aerosol lubricant)
and second
world war era
machine gun bullets
we'd
found in The Dyke, which was then a military firing range. I
occasionally return there, not just because of its personal meaning,
but because it is an area of outstanding natural beauty with
commanding views across the Weald
of Sussex.
So,
by the time I reached the junction the decision
had already been made subconsciously, regardless of going through the
motions. I was going the long
route
(neurological
research suggests that the brain has made
decisions before people are consciously aware of it). A few hundred
metres later, I had the second decision of whether to
ride to the top of the Dyke, or
continue
straight along the road leading through The
Downs to Saddlescombe and Poynings on the far side. There was no
going back at this point and I decided to
ride on to the top, further diverting from the direct route home. It
was a good day for
it and when I reached the ridge from where the escarpment drops away
to The Weald below, I was not disappointed
by what John Constable
described as "the grandest
view in the world".
From
this point, the sensible option for me on my touring bike would be to
follow
the road that returns to the through route. But I'd already set a
precedent for being further distracted and I wasn't going to
miss the opportunity to revisit the V
shaped cleave in the Downs
that is Devil's Dyke.
Devil's
Dyke is said to be a trench dug by The Devil with the
intention of drowning the God-fearing people of Sussex. God,
in his wisdom, gave
The Devil one night
in which to dig his trench from the sea to The Weald. However an
early rising old maid in Poynings
lit a candle before dawn, fooling The Devil into thinking his time
was up and sending him scuttling off
to wherever it is he scuttles off to.
So much for the fiendishly clever fallen angel.
In
reality, Rick Santorum not withstanding, the Dyke was formed by a
combination of thawing snow and running
water
over 10000 years ago
and it is now the longest and deepest dry valley
in the UK. More
recently, the area around The Dyke
has been the site of a funicular railway rising 100m from the village
at its foot, a standard gauge railway from Brighton and a cable
car crossing the valley.
After
the first few metres, the middle of the valley is not enormously
steep,
but steep and bumpy enough to be riding constantly on my brakes. It
would have been a lot of fun on a bike that was designed for that
kind of
thing.
It
took another couple of diversions
before I finally made my way home, including a visit to my
grandfather's
grave for what must be the first time in well over 10 years. It was
hard to find
the headstone in what is an unfamiliar
graveyard
and when I did, it was hard to make out the writing beneath the
lichen
that has colonised it. Life
has moved in and moved on in the 25 years it has been there just as
the natural processes made the Dyke over time. We return, less
frequently
over time, but
still maintaining the link to our past.
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